Aug 26th 2008 10:00PM by Will Brinson (author feed)
Filed under: Bears

The Lindsay Lohan sweating an athlete thing isn’t brand spanking earth shattering news. She’s already discussed, in a rather profane manner, how attractive she thinks Michael Phelps is, and the now, she may or may not be infatuated with a certain Chicago Bears quarterback.

That’s right, Kyle Orton, you are pretty, pretty, pretty attractive.
Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton - dubbed ‘’super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.
It’s hard to decide what’s more amazing: that Orton has sick dance moves or that he’s considered “super-hot” by a bunch of quasi celebrities, some of whom I can’t name, and at least one of whom has been noted in the past as being a bit promiscuous.

Still, it’s a pretty big couple of weeks for Orton. First he wins the Bears gig in a fierce battle of brilliant quarterbacks against Rex Grossman and now he’s being stalked by Lohan? If the Bears can land a Marty Booker type for their second wideout spot, Orton = Easy Street.