Aug 26th 2008 2:05PM by Matt Snyder (author feed)
Filed under: Bears, NFC NorthI don’t pretend to be able to judge how attractive a man is. It’s tough trying to figure out what women want. I do, usually, think I can spot an ugly dude, though. It doesn’t matter one bit to his football play — which is quite ugly at times — but Kyle Orton just seems like an ugly dude to me. It’s probably because of presentation, sure, but that’s how he’s chosen to present himself … with an odd-looking neck beard and an unidentifiable ‘do.

Apparently, that’s how Lindsay Lohan rolls. She and her gal pals want a piece of said neck beard, apparently: Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback — dubbed ‘’super-hot” by Lohan, Ronson Lauper, who all admired the NFL player’s dance-floor moves.I guess if you still find Lohan appealing — just pop in — this should give hope to all men that they can attract a woman. I mean, check out the picture … you can’t tell me you leave your house in the morning thinking you look worse than that.

Finally, from a fidelity standpoint, I hope the “attractive blonde” was Orton’s wife … maybe she dyed it?