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Five on five


Five on five
Good riddance


It's over. This week, the Jake Peavytrade talks and, if That Guy is any kind of prognosticator, the Bears' playoff hopes.

Tracy Swartz

That Guy

Jimmy Greenfield

Bag Boy

Stick Figure

The panel was asked to predict the outcome of the Bears game prior to kickoff.

My 1st home game: Rex + Tracy - UF talent + neckbeard - sun = reply hazy, try again.

Cold and disappointing.

I'd tell you but my Tribune-issued crystal ball was repossessed this week.

Hmm, New Orleans, Chicago. Illinois, Louisiana. Huey Long, Blago. Bears win the "Corruption Bowl" easy.

My heart says the Bears will win but my head says eatcandle wax cuz it looks yummy.

How will you remember the Jake Peavy deal that never was?

Poorly, like other women who have seen Peavy not seal the deal.

I'll be lighting my menorah in his honor.

By the pain I'll experience from removing a "Jake Peavy 4 Ever" tattoo from my chest.

Like all my ex-girlfriends thatnever were. On Facebook. Married. With kids. Damn.

By repeating my favorite movie line, "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." Wasn't "The Godfather" awesome!

Where did the Rule 5 draft get its name?

That Guy, who high fives as he adds teenagers to his roster.

Who's doing body shots with me at RedEye's holiday party tonight? Stone Lotus at 9 p.m.

From the book "1001 Names For Your Beautiful, Bouncing Draft."

Dunno, but Clemente and Podsednik were draftees. There are gems to be had!

Either Italy or Atlantis.

How will you celebrate the survival of the Arena Football League?

Fist pump, brah. Now jails won't have to take in extra ex-FSU players.

With spectacular apathy.

With financially-troubled but higher-scoring bourbon and hookers.

By continuing to ignore the scores and standings, as well as the actual games.

By going to an Arena Football League game! Go you Johnsonville Brats!

What athlete would you most want to smash your camera, and why?

Jo Noah if it involved a flash.

Danica Patrick. She's even hotter when she's angry.

Plaxico. Because he's the only one I can be absolutely sure isn't packing heat now.

James Caan, Sonny Corleone-style in "The Godfather." Caan played Football at Michigan St.

Olive Oyl. Oh, Olive. You. Complete. Me.



Author:Fox Sports
Author's Website:http://www.foxsports.com
Added: December 13, 2008

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